retrospectable

I forgive Josh.

I forgive Me.

I forgive Shosh.

I forgive Andy for taking the Grateful Dead sticker off my car in 91
(yeah I saw you at that show in 95)

I forgive my self for both perceived and real failures.

I forgive Osama Bin Laden and Al Queda.

I forgive Craig Kilborn for leaving Sportscenter.

I forgive Jordan for retiring.
I forgive Jordan for coming back.
I forgive Jordan for retiring.
I forgive Jordan for coming back.
I will forgive Jordan for retiring.

I forgive Cosby for Leonard 6
Willis for Hudson Hawk,
and Stallone for Rocky 5.

I forgive Ramah for calling me chester.

I forgive I for letting it get to Me.

I forgive Larry Smith for leaving Arizona for the head football coaching job at USC.

I forgive Mr. Belvedere.

I forgive my self for taking chances on love.

I forgive anyone who didnt live up to the image I had of them in my head.

I forgive my Heart for listening to my Head.

I forgive Dave Matthews, quite
for not releasing Lillywhite.

I forgive my Head for listening to my Heart.

I forgive my self for not taking the chance on love.

I forgive Nixon.
I forgive Ford.
I forgive Carter.
I forgive Reagan.
(the president, not actor)

I thank my parents for forgiving Me.

I forgive my parents for thanking Me.

I forgive my parents for everything
I percieved they did wrong.

I forgive my parents for everything
They did wrong.

I forgive my self for not listening to my parents.
I forgive my self for listening to my parents.

I forgive Pete Rose.
I forgive Len Bias.

I forgive Germany, Palestine, China, and Afghanistan.

I forgive the United States of America, Britian, Israel, Japan.

I forgive colonialism.
I forgive commercialism.

I forgive Bush.
I forgive Bill Clinton.
I forgive Bush.

I forgive my self for being an idiot (cigarettes?)

I forgive my self for thinking
that I was being an idiot.

I forgive my self, for thinking I needed to forgive my self, for all these things

I forgive Yoko.

I forgive the Apostles.

I forgive Jimi
Janis
+ Jim.

I forgive the the tangled Webb.

I forgive Tupac
Biggie
+ Curt Kobain

I forgive Charles Manson.
I forgive Marilyn Manson.

I forgive Mr. T for having a mohawk.
I forgive my self for not having a mohawk.

I forgive the unabomber, timothy mcveigh, and the government.

I forgive Mao and Joe McCarthy.

I forgive red Socialism.
I forgive red Capitalism.
I forgive marlboro reds

I forgive Sacco and Venzetti
I forgive Leopold and Loeb
I forgive Bruno Richard Hauptmann, Charles Lindbergh, and the spirit of st louis.
I forgive OJ, Christopher Durden, and Johnnie Cochran.
I forgive all the lameduck Prosecution Attorneys in U.S. history.

I forgive Roger Maris.
I forgive Mark McGwire.
I forgive Barry Bonds.

never a need, to forgive Sammy Sosa...

I forgive every girl who didnt call me back.

I forgive my self for all the girls I never called back.

I forgive everybody.
I forgive nobody.

I forgive simplicity and complexity
never needing to forgive the time it took.

I forgive
Joe Camel
the Marlboro Man
Ronald McDonald
Mickey Mouse
Pokemon
Spuds MacKenzie
the Pillsbury Dough Boy
the Golly Green Giant
Pee Wee Herman
and the San Diego Chicken

I forgive the Advertising Industry,
the Marketing Industry,
and all PR...

I forgive
Fettucini Alfredo,
Lou Malnati,
Tony Soprano,
+ Al Capone.

I forgive the atom bomb
the six-foot blonde
Walden Pond
and your magic wand...

I forgive Jesus,
and every murder in history,
created in his name.

I forgive Jacob and Esau.

I forgive Melissa, Daron, Stacey, Jeff, Adam, Rafe, Julie, Mike, and Elise.

I forgive Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddism, and any other
-ism or -anity you can think of

I forgive Custer, Stalin,
and the one man who stood up to a tank in the middle of Tianenmen Square.

I forgive the Space Shuttle
I forgive the World Trade Centers
I forgive the Pentagon
I forgive Tippacanoe.
(and Tyler too)

I forgive the Supreme Court 5
for not counting 2000 votes.

I forgive every teacher
and everyone I’ve taught.

I forgive Zoe and Cory for jokingly screaming bloody murder over one lit piece of paper.

I forgive the Boston Red Sox for trading Babe Ruth.
I forgive Richard Jewel,
I am trying to forgive bad media/bad cops.
I forgive the people who sold the city New York for $24.

I forgive Mark Fuhrman, the Klu Klux Klan, Sam I Am, + green eggs and ham.

I forgive Brad Pitt for stealing Jennifer Aniston away, bastard.

My girl friend forgives Jennifer Aniston for stealing Brad Pitt away, "bitch".

I forgive Johanes Gutenberg.
I forgive Steve Gutenberg.

I forgive Einstein,
long rhyme,
down time,
frame of mind,
and the Humboldt Kind.

I forgive people on the fringe
the early morning poetry binge
or the twinge I get
when I turn on my TV set.

I forgive static electricity.
I forgive Ben Franklin.
Aretha Franklin,
and Franklin Stubbs.

I forgive Marge Schott,
A. Barlet Giamatti,
+ Faye Vincent.

I forgive the beats, hippies, punkers, yuppies, + squares.

I forgive J. Edgar Hoover,
the FBI
and the CIA.

I forgive the Taliban,
the Sandanistas
Fidel Castro,
+ Columbine.

I forgive BBYO and BYOB,
no smoking states,
speeding tickets,
bad comedians,
the missing laundry sock,
+ even the managers, who made Bonds intentionally walk,

I forgive the Mossad, Scotland Yard, and Interpol.
I forgive Hamas, Jihad, and the CIA mole.

I forgive Tony Montana, Roy Cohn, and Allen Ginsberg.

I forgive Jackie Robinson, and Hank Greenberg.

I forgive Dershowitz, Trump and Kissinger.

I forgive America Online and Instant Messenger.

I forgive Giorgio Armani, Jimmy Hoffa, and Malcom X.

I forgive Jenna Jameson, John Holmes, and industry sex.

I forgive Hitler and the nazi’s.
I forgive Moses and the Jews.
churches and their pews,
poets and their muse,
bars and their booze,
scrapes and their ooze,
the media and the news.

I forgive Yosh.

I forgive I.

I forgive Her.

I forgive God.

+ I do not forget one single thing...



©2002 by Yosh