idiot

The other day
I was reading a newspaper

and I got to an article about
a workout supplement
called creatine.

I have been taking creatine
for about a month
and was interested to read
what it said.

The article was about a study
that had been done
that found that
creatine causes cancer.

After reading it, I decided
to take my unopened bottle
back to the store and return it.

It was a good thing,
because it gave me
just enough money
to buy a new carton
of cigarettes.


©2001 by Yosh