bush league

what if I told you, that if you made me the poet laureate of the united states
that I would give you all some money? If you are single, you will receive 300 bucks, and if you are married, you will get 600.

would you vote for me?

I promise to not write poems about the environment,
and more on the military,
and less poetry on education.

would you vote for me?

when I write poems to Europe
I will use words they don't understand
and smile and nod alot.

they will be confused,
but isnt that what European poetry is all about?

I won't use cocaine, or drink and drive.

I promise.

would you vote for me?



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