National Inquirer
(inquisitor?)

dont ricky martinize me
clean me, cut my hair
put me in your tv set
then say that you don't care

dont let the kids put me on their walls
I am human, I will fall
no gum or tape is sticky enough
as quickly sure, I bounce to get up

and by that time
you will have used me for
what I was worth to you
cause famous amos was so famous
someone else copyrighted his nameous
and now he can't even be who he is
better get the copyright, you know the biz

Did you know that Colonel Sanders Died Poor?
As pepsi bought him, showed the door

now he's a cartoon, he howls from the moon
staring at the cheesey ground

abound in america
I am sad
at all the stock I coulda had
too bad

and in livin mi vida loca
not sure if I should shut my boca
even though, I'm still a toka
you know, the midnight smoka?

and one day you'll get the pictures
puffin down, and quotin scriptures
because at steve miller and I, you'll take a look
from your Smokin Marijuana Coffee Table Book



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